Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Light Blue resting on two white clouds

resting on two white clouds

and anyone who knows that there’s only one Shogun of Harlem

angular letterforms styled after heavy metal band logos with dark outlines

" above golden-tan text reading "Estd" and "1898" flanking a golden-tan open scallop shell cradling a white baseball

but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Light Blue resting on two white cloudsBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below