Wanna Bone? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S he sold peace of mind

he sold peace of mind dressed in black

because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention

Baseball clubs like this one gave working towns in Washington a sense of pride and belonging long before the major leagues looked west

with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" and "NORTH CAROLINA STATE LEAGUE" in smaller navy type beneath

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Wanna Bone? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S he sold peace of mindSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.