It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Wonder Bowl opened in 1959

Wonder Bowl opened in 1959 in Downey

Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S CANYON" at the top

Mike Peters isn't killing

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

but owning every room without trying is legendary

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Wonder Bowl opened in 1959Rebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &